First of all, I don't know what LMFAO means, and if anyone asks, I just know you use it when you are saying something funny. Anyway, here is the story:
Some guy jst got a new JPS. He is trying it for the first time.
JPS: Welcome, you have accessed the BAJPS. Please select your destination.
Driver: Wall-Mart please
JPS: Calculating..... turn left next 10 meters
Driver turns left
JPS: Turn right next 4 inches
Car doesn't turn in time
JPS: wtf...... you didn't turn left in time
Driver: Well, it would have been nice to notify me 10 seconds before that
JPS: If we didn't have this conversation, you would have made your next turn.
Driver: WTF????????? YOU STARTED IT!
JPS: recalculating...... turn right next 10 meters
Car turns successfully. An hour has passed.
JPS: Keep going, and turn right next ten miles.
Driver:ok. Wait, We just passed the turn for Wal-Mart
JPS: I know.
Driver: Well, shouldn't I turn around?
JPS: No.
Driver: You basta*d I am going anyway.
JPS: turn left next 10 inches
The car screeches and crashes into a fire hydrent
JPS: recalculating....
The driver throws the JPS out of the car. A window breaking noise happens. A cat meowing loudly happens
JPS: Thank you for sing the Bad attitude JPS Please visit us----
The JPS starts to explode and explodes
hope you enjoyed!
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